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  1. Clinton Portis’ Mom Takes No Shit

    Jan 3, 2006, 8:17 PM EDT

    Found this over at Deadspin: What kind of woman would raise a man who would wear a costume like this? What kind of woman could raise such a spawn? The type that will bust you in the mouth, of course. According to The Washington Post, during Sunday’s Redskins win over the Eagles in Philadelphia, some…

  2. Niiiiiiiiiiice

    Jan 3, 2006, 12:03 PM EDT

    Eagles fans should be happy that there is no game for the Birds this weekend.  It will prevent a Sunday evening full of heartburn and allow you to watch something else.  You could watch the Sixers in Orlando tonight, Boston College at Wake on Saturday on ESPN2, or the Flyers on Saturday against Washington.  On…

  3. SI Sports Photo’s of 2005

    Jan 3, 2006, 11:05 AM EDT

    SI Photo’s of 2005: Eagles’ lineman Hank Fraley (63) gets face-masked by Atlanta Falcons’ safety Cory Hall during the second quarter of the NFC Championship game at Lincoln Financial Field. After three consecutive NFC title game losses, the Eagles finally advanced, but lost in Super Bowl XXXIX to the Patriots. Also of note: Crowd Pleasers:…

  4. Mark Cuban has it Made

    Jan 3, 2006, 10:44 AM EDT

    In what is a seeminly typical day for Cuban, he ponders why he didn’t purchase the Penguins, he meets LeBron & Malkin, and his Mavericks beat the Cavs. [Blog Maverick]

  5. McNabb Joins Iverson in Slinging Vitamin Water

    Jan 3, 2006, 9:12 AM EDT

    First it was Allen Iverson on billboards with the slickly designed bottles, now Donovan McNabb has gotten in on the Glaceau Vitamin Water kick.  I’d have to guess that Donovan’s recent signs of a weak constitution wouldn’t help his image as a drinker of vitamin water.  It turns out McNabb is a highly desired player…

  6. Eagles Lose 3 Straight, Give Mike Patterson a Raise

    Jan 2, 2006, 8:01 PM EDT

    Fanhouse: Eagles Lose 3 Straight, Give Mike Patterson a Raise

  7. Apparently There is Tying in Baseball

    Jan 2, 2006, 10:46 AM EDT

    It’s November and Ryan Howard is still hitting bombs.  The MLB team tied the Yomuiri Giants 7-7 in Tokyo yesterday (or is it today?). Ryan Howard and Jones hit back-to-back solo homers in the top of the sixth inning to pull the MLB stars to within two runs after the Giants had jumped out to…

  8. Roy Jones Jr. to Fight in Philly

    Jan 2, 2006, 9:25 AM EDT

    Who was the greatest?  Who was the best of all time?  If two athletes from different eras could actually compete against each other, who would come out on top?  Ah shit, wrong story. Anyway, Roy Jones Jr. is going to fight in Philly.  Manny Siaca, of Puerto Rico, will be his opponent.  In his press…

  9. Readers Write: Eagles Done?

    Jan 2, 2006, 8:40 AM EDT

    Got something to say or something you want answered? Send your comments, questions, YouTube links, and observations to our email.  We’ll post in in our new mailbag feature.Q: The Eagles are currently enjoying the least deserved week-long break in the history of sports, having wrapped up the first half of their season at 4-4. When we…

  10. Eagles to pick at 14

    Jan 2, 2006, 5:58 AM EDT

    With the Eagles season finally being put out of misery, we can start to look ahead to getting healthy and retooling.  Yahoo lists the likely draft order: Unofficially here is how the top twenty sits for next April’s draft: 1 Houston 2-14 0 2 New Orleans 3-13 3 Tennessee 4-12 4 N.Y. Jets 4 12…

  11. Sixers Win!

    Jan 1, 2006, 11:02 PM EDT

    Granted they played the Hawks, but a 1-0 start is always good.  For tonight, it looks like all that defensive practice paid off a little.  Don’t get too excited, Atlanta has Tyronne Lue playing for them.  Allen Iverson paced the Sixers with 32. Check out this highlight video from NBA TV.  The announcer calls Sammy…

  12. Pat Burrell & Mike Lieberthal 2006 Topps

    Jan 1, 2006, 3:45 PM EDT

    A new weekly feature every Wednesday here at The 700 Level: card of the week. This week, Pat Burrell and Mike Lieberthal. Pat "the bat" and one half of the black hole – all this card is missing is David Bell knocking a grounder off his shin and you’d have the collective stomach ache of…

  13. Eagles Trick or Treat

    Jan 1, 2006, 2:11 PM EDT

    The fine folks over at The Eagle Report went trick or treating and some how managed to hit the homes of almost all of the Eagles.  Here’s a sampling of what the Birds were giving out: Brian Dawkins – Jawbreakers: When we rang his doorbell, Dawk jumped out from behind a bush and made a…

  14. Skateboard Mega Ramp

    Jan 1, 2006, 11:58 AM EDT

    From the NYTimes: Approximately 360 feet long, the ramp is 75 feet high at its apex. That is where riders begin their run, speeding down a 180-foot-long roll-in to a ramp that launches them across a 70-foot gap with trapeze netting below. Landing on a 27-foot sloped section, they then boost up to 50 feet…

  15. The Cheesesteak of Suffering

    Jan 1, 2006, 10:09 AM EDT

    I don’t have a Mac, but if I did, this widget sounds tasty.  To tell you the truth, I don’t even know what a widget is?  It kind of makes me think back to Mr. Ostick’s AP econ, guns & butter, Mick Jagger, etc.  Widget?  I don’t know.  But Apple’s got a cheesesteak of death…

  16. The Beginning of the End

    Jan 1, 2006, 12:01 AM EDT

    Photo credit: your pal Matt Tonight marks the start of the Sixers season.  For all intents and purposes this year will be a mediocre campaign at best.  The Sixers haven’t changed a whole lot from the team they put out on the floor last year and with A.I. and CWebb inching closer to the twilight…

  17. Trading Burrell Will Not Be Easy

    Dec 31, 2005, 12:47 PM EDT

    Even Phillies.com is getting real about the fact that the Phillies need to trade Burrell: That doesn’t mean Gillick isn’t going to try. He’s going to aggressively shop Burrell and see what comes of it. I think his answer was simply reminding fans and potential buyers that Burrell can be productive (his .222 average with…

  18. The Orange and the Black (Wigs)

    Dec 31, 2005, 9:16 AM EDT

    Yahoo Photo A solid lead in today’s Courier Post: "It took some time, but the Flyers finally found an opponent as  inept as themselves."  There you go Flyers!  Basically, I’m only talking about the Flyers because they gave the fans orange wigs last night. Flyers fans unofficially set a Guinness world record by getting 9,315…

  19. Happy Halloween

    Dec 31, 2005, 12:03 AM EDT

    Photo Credit: lylekonkiel Donovan, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, you will no longer puke, we can end this destructive drought, and bring a parade to Philadelphia. Who has a caption?

  20. New Balls v. Old Balls

    Dec 30, 2005, 3:09 PM EDT

    Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, author of the highly entertaining Blog Maverick, had the University of Texas at Arlington Physics department conduct a study on the new balls the NBA will be using this year compared to the balls previously used.  Click here to read more about balls.  It’s pretty interesting stuff: I asked the…

  21. Who Feels Like This Guy Looks?

    Dec 30, 2005, 10:02 AM EDT

    Andy Reid’s press conference yesterday was hilarious, the bad part is, it’s wasn’t supposed to be. [Eagles.com] In McNabb’s press conference: "one of the worst games I’ve ever been a part of…" Donovan looked and sounded like he just spent the past 20 minutes crying. [Eagles.com] Eagles may sign CB Will Peterson, maybe. [CentreDaily] That…

  22. McBatshit McCrazy

    Dec 30, 2005, 12:03 AM EDT

    This video may be slightly NSFW, but I feel like this guy’s story must be told.

  23. Eagles Lose Third Straight, Fans Nearing Ledge

    Dec 29, 2005, 6:27 PM EDT

    Fanhouse: Eagles Lost Third Straight, Fans Nearing Ledge

  24. 83 Win Cardinals Win World Series

    Dec 28, 2005, 12:02 PM EDT

    Yahoo Photo The Cardinals won the World Series last night.  During the regular season, those Cards won two fewer games this year than our Phillies.  I’m just saying. >>Cardinals paint crown red [NYTimes]>>David Eckstein knows how to celebrate his MVP [Deadspin]>>Phillies vomit-inducing blow opportunities [Beerleaguer]>>Scott Rolen has come a long way from his Phillies days…