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‘Ridiculously Premature’ or Carlos Zambrano vs. Umpire vs. Gatorade Machine

May 15, 2013, 12:45 PM EDT

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General manager Ruben Amaro on Saturday night denied a report that the Phillies had signed Carlos Zambrano, calling it “ridiculously premature.”

It was premature, but ridiculously now governs a time span of about four days. The Phils signed Zambrano on Wednesday to a minor-league deal.

Per Corey Seidman:

Zambrano was 7-10 with a 4.49 ERA for the Marlins last season. He struggled mightily to throw strikes, walking 75 men in 132 1/3 innings.

The last year Zambrano was effective was 2010, when he pitched to a 3.33 ERA in 20 starts and 16 relief appearances.

The Phillies are short on starting arms at the moment and are going with a four-man rotation until the 21st, but according to Matt Gelb:

It could be some time before Zambrano is able to join triple A because he must build arm strength. The 32-year-old pitcher spent time with Venezuela in the World Baseball Classic this spring but did not land a major-league job until now.

The Phillies must promote him to the majors by July 1, or he can ask for his release, assistant general manager Scott Proefrock said.

Gelb also does a fairly entertaining job of harping on Zambrano’s history, which is why we’re here.

Zambrano left the Chicago Cubs after 11 seasons when he gave up five home runs to the Atlanta Braves in a game in August 2011 and responded by throwing at Chipper Jones. Zambrano was ejected, told the franchise he was retired, and the Cubs responded by suspending him without pay.

You can watch one of his most notable meltdowns below, but here’s a list of his five best from a Cubs fan on Yahoo! This one, from 2009, comes in at No. 2 on the countdown.

Not in the dugout, Carlos.

  1. Anonymous - May 15, 2013 at 1:23 PM

    A team, an NL team especially, can NEVER have enough pitching. Low risk, high reward signing.

  2. Anonymous - May 15, 2013 at 1:33 PM

    That pirate was out…

    • Anonymous - May 15, 2013 at 2:43 PM

      NO he wasn’t. His hand clearly was in well before the tag.


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