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Video: Phillies ‘Rotation’ Inspired Poetry

Mar 29, 2011, 2:46 PM EDT

If you like pancakes, shopping tips from Jared, spoken word poetry, or
ridiculously good pitching staffs, perhaps you’ll enjoy this Phillies
inspired poem by a guy named QuasiMason. It’s… interesting. I’m just
kind of sad Joe Blanton doesn’t get a verse. So many things rhyme with
“lumber” and “waist.” [video below]