Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard was a guest on NBC's former hit comedy series "The Office." Howard meets with Jim and his new sports marketing or whatever it is firm and -- aside from dropping his weird Subway promos -- offers a screenplay called "The Big Piece."
"Half biopic, half super hero movie," Howard describes it as. "The mild mannered professional baseball player Ryan Howard hits a home run into outspace. The ball comes back with space dust on it which transforms him into... The Big Piece."
I'd probably go see it.
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We won't say he hit it out of the park but his performance is certainly at least a stand-up double.
(If you want to FFWD, he's in the second segment above, about halfway through)