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What’s Evan Tweeting? Pre-Season Edition

Oct 24, 2012, 7:40 PM EDT

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It’s a long NBA off-season, and while Andrew Bynum is busy bending his knee backwards to see how long he can go without wincing, the other Philadelphia 76ers only know one way of
coping with the spare time and restlessness: Endless tweeting. Most
notably, Evan Turner, Twitter team MVP for each of his two seasons as a
Liberty Baller (with no threat to the throne coming anytime soon), takes
to social media to share his thoughts on life, love, the pursuit of
happiness and J. Cole song lyrics.

While hopefully all of you are already following his timeline
religiously, it’d be journalistically irresponsible for us to not keep
you guys posted on what the Extraterrestrial’s been tweeting recently.
So here’s what Evan’s been sharing on the Bluebird in the last few weeks
:

Declaring His Baahhhhston Film Allegiances:


Composing Observational Slice-of-Life Haikus:

Wishing Marshall a Happy 40th:


Encouraging Hate Crimes Against Teammates:

Putting His Teammates on Blast for Being Cute:


Feeling Adam Levine on a Lazy Sunday:


Plotting Action Movie Franchises:

Being a Cheap Date:


Hating When People Get Caught Up in Their Own Wants and Blaming It on Him Cause He Isn’t Giving It to Them:

Saying “F— You!” to Sports Illustrated’s Division Prediction for the Sixers:


And in honor of election season, some bonus tweet running debate commentary from the Big GOPper, Spencer Hawes:






Hey Spence, who you voting for this year?