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Yes, the Sixers actually beat the Miami Heat tonight, and yes it was beautiful

Oct 30, 2013, 10:44 PM EDT

Michael Carter-Williams AP

Here’s one question I left out of the Sixers Prediction League polling last week: Will there be one moment this year that makes you legitimately grateful to be a Philadelphia 76ers fan? I would never have included that question, mostly because it’s extremely subjective, but also because I can’t imagine why anyone would have answered yes. This season seemed like it would be a test of endurance and faith, that the best we could hope to do was survive it. It never occurred to me we would actually be able to enjoy it.

The Philadelphia 76ers beat the Miami Heat 114-110 tonight, and I don’t think it’s overstating matters to say it’s all gravy from here. I legitimately felt more joy, more excitement, more connection watching this game, this team, tonight at the Wells Fargo Center than I expeted to feel over the course of the entire season. If the Sixers lost all 81 games after this–and given the good karma they must have had to burn to escape with the one tonight, I wouldn’t rule out the possibility–I’ll still be good to go.

How did it happen? To be honest, I’m not really sure. I was in such a frenzy by two minutes into this game–in which the Sixers somehow went up 9-0 leading into a Miami timeout, only to add another 10-0 run on top of that on the other side of the TO–that I watched the rest of the game through a sort of drunken haze, any hope I had of watching this game objectively and analytically long out the window. I remember isolated moments, but the overall picture is very blurry.

The one thing I can conclusively say about this win is that it flowed through Michael Carter-Williams and Evan Turner. MCW had–and I say this without exaggeration, I’m pretty sure–one of the greatest debut games in NBA history. 22 points on 6-10 shooting (a stunning 4-6 from deep), 12 assists, NINE STEALS and seven rebounds. With just one turnover. The nine steals, leaving MCW one short of an extremely rare debut-game triple-double, was legitimate history, breaking the previous record for a debut game by two. Oh, and he also hit a pair of game-sealing free throws with eight seconds to go. I didn’t think he’d have a game this good the entire season, much less in his first game, MUCH LESS AGAINST THE TWO-TIME GODDAMN DEFENDING CHAMPION MIAMI GODDAMN HEAT WHAT THE HELL. Michael Carter-Williams was the cosmos tonight, and you can better believe I’ll be writing more about it before the week’s up.

ET was nearly as heroic. His 26 point, five assist, four rebound doesn’t even do justice to the presence he was in this game, catapulting the Sixers to their hot start (including a dunk on LeBron–that’s LEBRON JAMES I mean) and keeping them afloat during some rocky waters in the third quarter with some of the best moves I’ve seen him throw around near the basket in some time. There are some games where Evan manages to convince himself that he’s still Ohio State World-Beating Evan Turner, and he can almost will his body to do things to make teams as good as the Heat look like Northwestern and Minnesota trying to guard him. That still didn’t help him sink either of the potential nail-in-coffin threes he took in the game’s final minutes, but…petty quibbles. ET was the man tonight, and it was loverly.

As Coach Brown said at the post-game conference, the list goes on. James Anderson hit some big threes and grabbed some tough boards. Daniel Orton unleashed a drop step at one point. Tony Wroten quietly had a career-high 14 points (on 6-9 shooting!) in just 233 minutes. Spencer Hawes was just about the only Sixer who could finish at or near the rim tonight, finishing with 24 points on 10-14 shooting, including a huuuuuge three to cut the Heat’s lead to one late in the fourth. (Nine boards, too–the Heat bigs will make your starting center look like Moses Malone some nights.) It was such a team effort that even if you saw Kwame “Were you saying Booo or Boooorrroowwwn?” on the streets of Philadelphia tonight, you’d probably give him a pound.

Of course, it’s worth noting that besides all the good stuff, the Sixers did give up a mind-boggling 80 points over the span of two quarters–including a WFC record 45 points in the second–the majority of it on an endless barrage of Heat three-pointers, including a quartet of Ray Allen treys to cap the third frame. One, a 48-foot heave to beat the buzzer, you just have to shake your head and give ol’ Jesus S. a slow clap, but the other three, he was singing the Dixie Chicks he was so wide open. The Sixers have some major work to do with their defensive rotations, with Evan Turner as usual one of the primary culprits.

Really, this looked all the world like it was going to end as a “good show, but sorry, you’re not beating LeBron with this crappy team” moral victory loss. The Heat shaved the Sixers’ 22-point lead from the first quarter–and we’re talking EARLY in the first quarter–to nil in the third, and even went up as much as eight, with LeBron doing his usual ownage schtick, ending the game with 23 points (on just 11 shots!) and 12 assists, and neither Ray, Shane Battier, Mario Chalmers or Chris Bosh seeming inclined to miss ever again. But the Sixers kept up the intensity–the awesome crowd, sure to be the WFC’s best showing of the season thanks to the presence of LeBron and AI, probably played a part–and the Sixers survived long enough to capitalize on Miami’s next offensive lull, outscoring the Heat 29-16 over the final quarter and securing the unlikeliest of W’s.

There’s a couple other caveats to add to the Sixers’ victory, though they’re really more about the Heat’s loss. The DNP for Dwyane Wade might have hurt them more than I realized, as his defensive presence was missed some on the perimeter–he might have actually been the better matchup against MCW or even ET with his size–and the Heat did seem visibly drained, especially at first, from the emotion and physicality of their matchup with Chicago last night, following the presentation of their second straight championship rings. I still would never have predicted the Sixers would take advantage of these mitigating factors for Miami to even be in the game, let alone win it, but Miami does have excuses to content themselves with, should they choose.

And I would indeed be remiss if I didn’t mention: This changes nothing. The Sixers might be a little better than we gave them credit for, but it’s still way, way too early to give them that kind of credit. MCW will not play like this every game–unless he was playing possum for the entire exhibition season, this is the very, very high end of his spectrum of play, and we’re likely to see a whole lot more of the low before season’s over. ET will struggle, Spence will no-show, Tony Wroten will appear to not give a shit. If the Sixers and Heat play this game 1000 times, I don’t think the Sixers win more than four, and that regression to the mean will likely be borne out over the course of the season to follow.

But holy crap, was this game worth it. This is the reason you continue to follow a team when they’re bad, why you stay loyal when it appears that they’re not going anywhere. Because you never know. Games like this are rare, impossibly so, but they happen. And when they do, you’re really not going to want to miss out on it. One game down, and the 2013-14 Sixers campaign is already a success. The Jacksonville Jaguars have beaten the Denver Broncos, and it was so, so sweet.

And before you worry that this derails the entire #TANKADELPHIA operation, don’t worry–we’ll have every chance to get back to Wiggins-riggin’ business Friday night against the Bulls. If they somehow win that game too, then we’ll talk panic. For now, we bask.

  1. oshihidra - Oct 30, 2013 at 10:59 PM

    I gotta say, I’ve never really cared about basketball, more of a soccer and hockey guy mostly, but this game… I tuned in when a friend mentioned the 18-0 score in the first, and WOW. Entertaining and intense the whole way, not just the usual last 5min of the 4th quarter. I’m going to make an effort to watch more often, this game might just make a fan out of me yet.

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    • Mark432 - Oct 31, 2013 at 12:14 AM

      I think this team might be more fun to watch than people think. If not this year, than next year with hopefully a Wiggins or somebody. It’s young guys who are hungry and clearly have some talent. I have loved college hoops my whole life but have never been into the NBA. Tonight the Sixers had the energy and play of a college team and I loved it. Will tune in many times this year.

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      • phillies8008 - Oct 31, 2013 at 12:42 AM

        Also never been a big NBA fan, but a big college basketball fan and the NBA has been slowly winning me over during the past few years. Watched this game from the opening tip because I was dying for some basketball. Just wow. Most fun I’ve had watching sports since March Madness. The Sixers won themselves some fans tonight, and I might be one of them.

  2. Captain_Awesome - Oct 30, 2013 at 11:26 PM

    Honest-to-God, this felt like we won a championship to me. I sat there and watched off and on throughout the game and was glued at the very end when they came back and won it. Beating a team they lose 15-straight times to in the past was amazing, and it’s even better that it came against the reigning Champs. Not to mention the team looking good and MCW being THAT dominant out there gave a really rosy outlook on the future. This is a rebuild, I know, and it’ll take a ton of luck to get Wiggins (read: we won’t), but we may have a few pieces here that will help in the grand scheme of things. Obviously one game, I wanna see what they do against Chicago, but still, this is the best thing that has happened in Philly sports in a LONG time.

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  3. sfsu - Oct 30, 2013 at 11:41 PM

    “If the Sixers and Heat play this game 1000 times, I don’t think the Sixers win more than four.”

    I think you’re at least 46 wins short

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    • rawblou - Nov 1, 2013 at 12:19 PM

      well fortunately we don’t have to play it 1000 times and the one time we did play….we won. We know that we aren’t that good…but the other night WE WERE GREAT!!!! GO SIXERS

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  4. PhillyFan - Oct 31, 2013 at 8:03 AM

    Is it just me or is this deja vu all over again? New coach, new scheme, central position player named michael, philly opening game, team comes out firing on all cylinders, scores a lot of points, plays great first half then barely holds on to win game, shocks fans…seemingly competitive in next few games, team hits offensive funk, coach realizes NFL stands for Not For Long

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  5. hitnrun - Oct 31, 2013 at 8:43 AM

    Yeah, but the difference is…

    …actually, I don’t think there really is a difference except that fans decided after one half of football that the Eagles were a playoff team, and therefore (in the NFL) a contender. The Sixers are playing a longer game.

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    • hitnrun - Oct 31, 2013 at 8:44 AM

      Reply Fail @Phillyfan

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  6. Lol - Oct 31, 2013 at 10:39 AM

    ET will come back to Earth soon, but do they bench MCW if they start to win too many games?

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