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Onion Headline Tells You All You Need to Know About Kevin Kolb to Buffalo

Apr 2, 2013, 5:00 PM EDT

That pretty much says all you need to know about Kevin Kolb and his new home with the Buffalo Bills. The Onion’s best headlines are always those that touch home to reality. And Profootballtalk’s “Arrival of Kevin Kolb won’t keep Bills from drafting a quarterback” is pretty close to what the Onion decided to go with.

If you missed it over the weekend, Kolb signed a two-year deal that could be worth as much as $13 million. Apparently the Bills like Geno Smith a bit and could take him at No. 8 overall, according to SI’s Peter King.