Oct 5, 2012, 1:22 PM EDT
Yes, the MLB playoffs start today, and no, the Phillies aren’t involved. It was a close call to being a close call there for a minute, but ultimately, the Phillies fell out, and few could reasonably argue that they were one of the ten best MLB teams this year, anyway. So while we continued to keep an eye on the Phillies as they looked to the future (sort of) with the likes of Domonic Brown, Tyler Cloyd and Darin Ruf, some of us started scouting the teams that had an actual chance of playing beyond Game 162—four of whom start play today, in a pair of play-in games, with the other six that made it kicking off over the weekend.
Assuming you’re not busy pretending that the reason the Phillies missed the playoffs is because of some MLB-wide agreement to just kind of take a pass on the post-season this year, you might want to pick a team to follow and root for for the remainder of October. But which? Well, we’ve ranked the candidates, from least to most followable:
10. St. Louis Cardinals
A friend of mine told me last night that he was rooting for the Cardinals last night for the specific, asshole-ish reason that it would make the most people unhappy to see them win. Think that’s about right—outside of St. Louis, who the hell wants to see the boring-ass reigning-champion Cards win? Certainly not Phillies fans, who have yet to stop smarting from that humiliating Game 5 shutout loss in the Division Series last year. It would’ve been so very poetic to catch the Cards for the second wildcard spot after we allowed them to backdoor their way in last year, but failing that, the best we can do is root for anyone and everyone playing against them this post-season.
9. New York Yankees
Rooting for the Yankees is never OK.
8. Atlanta Braves
Rooting for the Braves is only slightly less never OK, only because there’s an argument to be made that Chipper Jones is an OK guy and this is his last time around and all. Still, mostly fuck the Braves.
7. San Francisco Giants
The other most recent Philly-slayers, with a roster still fairly similar to that which kicked the WFCs out of the playoffs in 2010. They’ve switched Pat Burrell for Hunter Pence, and while we wish Hunt the best, it’s still hard to root for the likes of Buster Posey, Tim Lincecum and that damn Giants bullpen with memories of that series still fresh. No Cody Ross or Juan Uribe at least, and Brian Wilson is still out with injury, otherwise they might be even lower.
6. Cincinnati Reds
No real beef with the Reds here—I’m not gonna get on ‘em too much for having the temerity to get swept by the Phils in the 2010 NLDS—but they’re just kind of a boring team, outside of their Nasty Boys II-esque bullpen. Joey Votto is a great player, but the most notable thing about him is how many walks he takes, and the veteran likes of Brandon Phillips and Bronson Arroyo are kinda whatever in the bandwagoning sense. Plus, the presence of Scott Rolen probably isn’t going to endear this team to Phillies fans anytime soon.
5. Oakland Athletics
Not exactly a ton of big names on this roster—anyone who could actually tell Brandon Moss from Jonny Gomes from Derek Norris in a police lineup either probably lives in the Bay Area, watches baseball for a living or maybe wants to reconsider the amount of time they spend watching Extra Innings. Still, it’s hard not to get swept up in the excitement of having good baseball in Oakland after six years of just absolute irrelevancy—in a year that started off as a rebuilding write-off, no less. Cool uniforms, fun memories of both the Bash Brothers and the Moneyball-era teams, great end-of-season run…you could do a lot worse than hopping on with the A’s.
4. Washington Nationals
Yeah, yeah, division rivals, and they certainly didn’t treat us too kind in 2012, but c’mon—rooting against the Nats is a little like rooting against the little brother you’ve spent a decade giving noogies and wet willies too when they finally stick up for themselves for the first time. It’s cute at first, maybe even a little heartwarming—you just hope they don’t end up totally flipping the script on you. So for now, we’ll give the Nats a little bandwagon love in their first big moment as an actual MLB franchise, with an extra shoutout to our old guy Jayson Werth, for whom we still mostly want good things.
3. Texas Rangers
They’re only a step or two away from being Yankees south, and any underdog follow-along potential the Rangers might have had a couple years ago has long since dissipated with their incredible run of prosperity since. That said, the Rangers are still a sympathetic team by virtue of their two consecutive Series losses—already halfway to becoming baseball’s Buffalo Bills—with the last one being a particularly heart-rending choke job. Plus, some exciting players on both offense and defense, endless cutaways to a crotchety Nolan Ryan in the audience, warm thoughts in Arlington…who’d root against them getting a third-straight chance at the brass ring?
2. Detroit Tigers
Not a sexy pick, perhaps, but they’ve got arguably both the game’s best hitter and pitcher, an insane closer, the league’s most likeable old-timey manager (not counting the one in our own dugout anyway) some very classy uniforms, a terminally depressed city and nearly three decades since their last win. Assuming that FOX and TBS don’t beat the Bob Seger and Kid Rock jams to death during their games, nothing wrong with a deep run for the Tigers.
1. Baltimore Orioles
Possible former hometown bias here, as the Orioles were the first team I ever rooted for, but if you’re not going to root for the Orioles this year, you might not get another chance for a long, long time. It was among the flukiest of flukes that the O’s even got here—they had a negative run differential for nearly the entire season, and won an absolutely unconscionable number of one-run and extra-inning games—and beyond regular All-Stars Adam Jones and Matt Wieters, their core of players (Chris David, Mark Reynolds, Jason Hammel…uhh, Chris Tillman? Nate McLouth?) doesn’t exactly scream Future Dynasty.
For a team that’s been bad just about ever since Jeffrey Maier comped Derek Jeter a home run in the ’96 playoffs, this might be their one shot. They’ll have a tough out in the play-in game tonight against Texas, and no one would begrudge them if the Rangers—a fairly obviously superior team, despite the identical records—ended up dispatching them. But unless you’re old enough to still be holding a grudge against Baltimore for their ’83 World Series victory, may as well give rooting for them a shot, no?
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