You can purchase Shane Victorino's scraggily beard hair on eBay

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Just felt the need to point that out to you. It's true.

You can, in fact, purchase the beard hair of Red Sox players Shane Victorino and David Ortiz on eBay.

Mike Oz of Yahoo!'s Big League Stew explains, "The items come with autographed razors used at the post-World Series ceremonial shaving that both Ortiz and Victorino participated in. Money raised from this hairy auction benefits Movember, a good cause that sort of offsets the creepiness of buying a dude's facial hair."

As of this posting the bids are only in the 100-dollar range but that can surely balloon into the thousands over the next 9 days until the auction ends.

Why didn't someone think of this in 2008. Imagine what the rare commodity that was Chase Utley's soul patch would have gone for?

Millions.

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