The puck heads will probably roll their eyes at Bill Simmons writing about hockey. But he does have a unique way of simplifying things down to the bare essentials. He wrote about the L.A. Kings and focused on Jeff Carter.
Jeff Carter sticks out, you see. He wears No. 77, he is a good passer like those NBA guys, and Bill's daughter may want to get his jersey.
>>Re-Throning of the Kings [Grantland]
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