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#AskFakeWIPCaller: A Philly Sports Mailbag

Nov 27, 2013, 10:16 AM EDT

source:  With the Eagles on their bye week, the Phillies assembling a squad of over-35 All-Stars and the Sixers completely ruining their future by trying hard and winning, I figured we’d try something different this week: It’s the first-ever @FakeWIPCaller Philly sports mailbag.

All of them.

I wish the Eagles’ owners had the competitive spirit and commitment to winning of Jerry Jones and Daniel Snyder.

No. My ranking of Eagles coaches goes Buddy, Chip,  Vermeil, Marion Campbell, Ray Rhodes, Rich Kotite, Andy Reid.

Donovan has guys?

You said it. I agree with the caller last week who demanded that the Eagles, right now, give Foles the franchise tag.

Only if they have a way to repeatedly ram it into the Braden Holtby statue.

His birthday was a huge distraction during the bye week.

Normally I’d ask for them to wait until the next induction ceremony, but I think the situation calls for a special exception, like the NHL did for Gretzky.

I agree. Andrews was a fat, lazy, embarrassing weakling, and shame on McNabb for picking on him.

Buddy and Dykstra, mostly. And every 65-year-old ex-Flyer with teeth missing.

Other Philly sports takes:

- I was really down on the 2014 Phillies, and didn’t see much reason for hope. But now that I hear Ryan Howard lost weight? Game changer. First place is ours.

- Still, disappointing that the Phils lost out on Prince Fielder. Imagine him and Howard in the same lineup…

- So, so nice that Andy Reid’s annual November collapse is happening in another city this year.

- According to the Daily News, the Sixers’ biggest weaknesses so far this year are depth and defense. So here’s hoping for less depth, and less defense.

- I said that line brawl against Washington would turn things around for the Flyers, and no one believed me. Well well well…

- T.O., Shawn Andrews, Freddie Mitchell. Every Eagles player McNabb feuded with his career is either broke, depressed, or in jail. I’m just saying, is all.

- Jon Bon Jovi wants to buy the Buffalo Bills? Wait until he promises them a concert…

- Happy Thanksgiving! It would be my favorite holiday each year if the Cowboys weren’t involved.

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  1. psudrozz - Nov 27, 2013 at 10:30 AM

    “- T.O., Shawn Andrews, Freddie Mitchell. Every Eagles player McNabb feuded with his career is either broke, depressed, or in jail. I’m just saying, is all.”

    Perfect.

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  2. Tom - Dec 4, 2013 at 10:28 PM

    This is perfect I was howling laughing “Donavan has guys?” Hahaha that’s hysterical

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