Or Jason Babin as a baboon. Or Nate Allen as an owl. Or DeSean Jackson as a duck?! Or DRC as a... rhino? Well you're in luck if you watch this week's Eagles splash cartoon featuring a cowardly Detroit Lion exploring the Lincoln Financial Field forest.
It's clearly not their best effort to date, but we could have given it a thumbs up if it featured Andy Reid as a walrus.
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