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Terrell Owens uses cheesesteaks, bikini models, and Philly hate to sell burgers

Dec 27, 2013, 1:16 PM EDT

source:  If your family is anything like mine then you likely had a conversation over Christmas dinner that went something like this: “Whatever happened to Terrell Owens? I haven’t seen any news about him trying out to become professional bowler or play basketball against little people or even make a CFL or LFL team lately? I wonder what he’s doing these days?”

Which was of course answered with: “He’s probably hanging out by a pool full of beautiful women in bikinis while eating a cheeseburger covered in a cheesesteak obtained at a chain restaurant.”

As you can see in the commercial below for Carl’s Jr., that’s exactly what he’s doing.

I’ve got one comment on the commercial in regards to Philly fans hating him. As one of the nitwits who actually waited in line at the King of Prussia Mall for an autographed copy of Terrell Owens’ book, I can most assuredly say that Philadelphia was totally in love with T.O. during his first season here. We were ready to elevate his injured performance in the Super Bowl to MJ/flu game status had the Birds won.

It wasn’t until that awful offseason of naked hot tub fights that things turned sour.

But this is a commercial and corporations often lie to you in an attempt to sell you the storyline they want you to believe in order for you to purchase their products.

Personally, I like my cheesesteaks on top of cheesesteaks.

  1. red2gold - Dec 27, 2013 at 1:57 PM

    The first 3 seconds are just about the best commercial ever.

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  2. gerg - Dec 27, 2013 at 2:44 PM

    TO was great on the short-lived NBC sitcom “Go On”

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  3. Bubbasuncle - Dec 27, 2013 at 2:51 PM

    Accurate, no, but it was kind of funny so I’ll cut him some slack. Remember he’s got all of those baby mammas to pay. Just wondering if the kid who knocks the tray from his hands is one of his sons.

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  4. j13 - Jan 2, 2014 at 4:58 PM

    What he’s eating, according to the closed captioning:

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    • j13 - Jan 2, 2014 at 5:00 PM

      http://s28.postimg.org/8t4rca2xp/Whats_TOEating.png

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  5. stencil - Jan 10, 2014 at 7:58 PM

    Who cares about TO? Who’s the girl!! Wow.

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  6. daniel - Jan 12, 2014 at 10:49 AM

    I agree!! that is if you’re talking about the girl in the black bikini.
    WOW!!

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