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  1. Is This a Real Headline?

    Mar 7, 2007, 5:12 PM EDT

    Is this really a real newspaper headline?  I mean, stupid blogs are allowed to use moronic headlines, but I thought newspapers were the places of higher standards where people write columns on their blackberry, write columns in their pajamas, cite unnamed source after unnamed source, use random notes sent to them from random Internet people,…

  2. Ron Hextall Knew It

    Mar 7, 2007, 2:00 PM EDT

    Where have you gone Ron Hextall? Another Hextall classic:

  3. Things We’ve Been Meaning To Write About

    Mar 7, 2007, 5:27 AM EDT

    I’ve been meaning to post about most of these topics, but I’ve been busy trying to dig an underground tunnel to China to embrace communism.  Here are some links for you to read while you’re stuck playing slots at McCarran International. Dogs who attack Phanatic are Mets fans. [Deadspin] David Bell on ‘roids, but it…

  4. Sir Charles Barkley On Captain Noah

    Mar 6, 2007, 10:24 PM EDT

    Fact of the Day: I was once on the Captain Noah show in third grade for a project in Ms. Sharkey’s class. Circa 1988, I built an exact replica of Congress Hall with materials such as toothpicks and white out (white out over red paint makes bricks!).  It was an incredible piece of craftsmanship, unlike…

  5. “Stallworth to Patriots” Reports Were Premature

    Mar 6, 2007, 8:01 PM EDT

    Earlier reports that Donte’ Stallworth had signed with the Patriots today are currently being called premature. The Pats have offered him a 6-year, $32 million deal, which was reported by Comcast Sportsnet, and subsequently on 950 WPEN. As I was putting together the post to discuss it, the link at Comcast disappeared, and moments later…

  6. Donte Stallworth Has An Offer On The Table

    Mar 5, 2007, 11:04 PM EDT

    The Eagles have made Donte Stallworth an offer, plus I quote one of you loyal commenters over at the Fanhouse.

  7. Spot the MVP Caliber Quarterback

    Mar 5, 2007, 3:33 PM EDT

    Saturday marked the final game of our Villanova five pack at the Wachovia Center.  Attending a college basketball game is pretty much an ideal Saturday afternoon activity.  Follow it up with the Philadelphia Craft Beer Festival and maybe a little trip to Home Depot and you have yourself a nice little Saturday. I’m starting to…

  8. Ryan Howard Wants 500 Million

    Mar 5, 2007, 11:57 AM EDT

    Anecdotes like this are why Philly loves Ryan Howard.  Oh, and the whole bashing home runs thing. [Philly Burbs] As for his $900,000 for this season, sports radio and other media outlets have been reporting fans as being "outraged."  Are any of you outraged?  I haven’t gotten that feeling at all.  Under the current MLB…

  9. Stallworth in Substance Abuse Program

    Mar 5, 2007, 9:08 AM EDT

    Details are sketchy at best, but undetailed reports by unnamed sources say that Donte Stallworth is currently in the NFL’s substance abuse program. Could this be why Donte isn’t the hottest item this off-season? [Inquirer]

  10. Sarge Matthews Not Impressive in Debut

    Mar 5, 2007, 9:01 AM EDT

      Gary "Sarge" Matthews    Originally uploaded by Blue Monstah. The boys of summer made their Comcast debut yesterday against the Yankees in spring training ball.  It was a beautiful Florida day, the sun was shining, the grass was green, and Harry the K’s voice was heard on televisions all across the Delaware Valley.  It…

  11. How’s That Iverson Deal Looking From Denver?

    Mar 5, 2007, 12:01 AM EDT

    Remember what the media was saying when Ed Snider made it known that Allen Iverson would in fact be traded from the Philadelphia 76ers?  Let’s take a look at what the Sports Guy had to say before the deal went down. First, as soon as this trade happens, Iverson will play out of his mind…

  12. Phantoms Fight Up Close and Brutal

    Mar 4, 2007, 2:47 PM EDT

    If you’re a hockey fan who is down on the Flyers and not willing to shell out the big bucks it takes to see the orange and black in person, the Phantoms are a highly entertaining and cheaper option. This YouTube video gets up close and personal with a fight between Phantoms Riley Cote and…