It's Valentine's Day. That means the same for professional athletes as it does the rest of the general population. Some dudes are loving and romantic while some are ... not so much.
Let's compare Shane Victorino's Valentine's tweet with a quote from Washington Wizards scorer Jordan Crawford.
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Solid work, Shane. You probably made Ms. Flyin' Hawaiian's day. Perhaps she'll prepare you a lovely Spam-filled dinner later.
Now here's what Crawford had to say about V-day.
Least Romantic Wizard goes to Jordan Crawford with this gem.
“I’m the wrong person to talk to about Valentine’s Day,” he said laughing. “I usually get rid of my shorties around now.”
But he does probably save a few bucks on chocolates and roses.
>>Wizards Offer Valentine's Advice [NBC, via DC Sports Bog]