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Jimmy Rollins In a Cubicle, Mike Stutes Eating Burgers, Cliff Speaks Chinese

Jul 11, 2011, 3:35 PM EDT

Theres a lot wrong with this photo... for starters, where is Jimmy's computer? Are we expected to believe He's really going to be productive with nothing but a phone and some looseleaf paper? I don't even see a pencil. Second… a tip for Young James: take the corner office, bro
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Theres a lot wrong with this photo… for starters, where is Jimmy’s computer? Are we expected to believe He’s really going to be productive with nothing but a phone and some looseleaf paper? I don’t even see a pencil. Second… a tip for Young James: take the corner office, bro

As you can clearly see, there’s no coffee on J-Roll’s desk. That’s reserved for Brad Lidge Jose Contreras Ryan Madson Antonio Bastardo. Or Lumbergh (see below).

Would you trust Jimmy Rollins as your portfolio manager? I’d lean towards ‘yes’ simply because that shirt looks so damn smooth.

Your captions, especially on the photo below, are appreciated.

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The photos comes courtesy of PhillyFinancialDay.com, which took place on Friday during which a number of the Phillies — including Cole Hamels, Chase Utley, Shane Victorino, and J-Roll — teamed up with local financial institutions to raise funds for the foundations of the players. Read more about it all here.

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More photos from the day here.

Some other random Phillies tidbits since there’s no actual sports taking place today:

Mike Stutes is spending his break back in Cali eating cheeseburgers.

And Cliff Lee is busy learning Chinese at the All-Star game.