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Super sad sentence slams Sixers’ season past

Sep 30, 2013, 9:15 PM EDT


Bynum’s best, and really only, impact on the 2012-13 season was his randomly evolving hilarious hair, something that became a bit of thing for a while.

It’s sad because it’s true.

Well, if you don’t count that super fun press conference at he Constitution Center.

Oh, and the bowling GIFs (prob at a new trendy alley).

The sentence block quoted above is from a CBS post that points out Bynum got a haircut (via the Cavs). They’re sad about this.

We’re sadder about the sentence. 2013-14 will be brighter though!

  1. Paul - Oct 1, 2013 at 1:54 AM

    I wish there was a way to guarantee, without Bynum knowing, that his career would be instantaneously over, his riches taken away from him but have a middle income job that required he work every day for the rest of his life. Then he could realize how fucking hard life is when you aren’t born 7 feet tall. Nevermind, he deserves to be on foodstamps the rest of his life.

    • Lava - Oct 1, 2013 at 7:34 AM

      Just what we need, another freeloader on foodstamps.

      • Captain John Brown - Oct 1, 2013 at 11:25 PM

        Most people on food stamps are children, people who are disabled, and veterens. By freeloader did you mean the super-rich, corporate criminals who suck off the teat of the hard working majority of the USA? Corporate welfare negatively impacts you a lot more than welfare for the poor. Go pack to the ignorant, suburban whole you crawled out of and stay out of my city.

      • Lava - Oct 2, 2013 at 12:50 AM

        Did I say “people who actually require foodstamps,” or did I say freeloader? I believe I said freeloader.

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