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FIFA14 and Union vs. Toronto FC: Surprisingly realistic

Oct 4, 2013, 3:25 PM EDT


Conor Casey rips a shot (he missed).

Because I have no idea what to expect from the Union these days, and because Toronto FC is so horrible and nondescript that I know very little about them, I decided to see how Saturday’s game at PPL Park (7:30 p.m., Comcast Network) would go in a FIFA 14 simulation.

As it turns out — to no one’s surprise — the newest version of the popular game is incredibly realistic (my real prediction at bottom).


The game (which I just simulated, did not play) was incredibly boring and sloppy, and ended in a 0-0 draw.

Three plays were worthy of highlights.

A Conor Casey miss that sent virtual PPL Park into a frenzy:

Apparently EA Sports even made MLS refereeing realistic on this don’t-call-it-a-handball:

And finally, a play that perfectly describes the Union’s home form of late:


How will the game actually go? As boring and tame as the Union have been at home in the last three months, I don’t think that will be the case on Saturday.

Toronto is horrible. But they have absolutely nothing to lose. So They’ll have a few young guys coming in hoping to impress a coach or two, and will be flying high after a win over DC United’s “E” Team last weekend.

(Speaking of that game, if you ever wanted to see a sports columnist go OFF on an entire franchise, read this.)

The Union MUST get three points. Anything less and they can kiss their playoff hopes goodbye. Red-hot Columbus, New England and Chicago are right on the Union’s heels, and Philadelphia ends the season AT Montreal and home to a Sporting Kansas City team seeking revenge. If the Union can get three points here and three points next weekend in DC, any points at all in the final two games might be enough. Might.

I think the Union get the result they need on Saturday, but in typical nervy fashion. It won’t be pretty.

Prediction: Union 2, Toronto FC 1.

  1. mike - Oct 5, 2013 at 11:11 AM

    The most impressive part of the simulation was at half time when it changed the channel, totally forgot about the Union game and ended up watching the end of Pineapple Express.

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