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All-In Awards by Jackpot Jay

May 18, 2005, 12:10 PM EDT

I’m not sure if I completely grasp this list, but Terrell Owens makes Jackpot Jay’s All-In Awards, for being a horrible self promoter.

MODERN-DAY ALL-IN SELF-PROMOTERS
(1)
The Donald
(2) Michael Moore
(3) P. Diddy

Honorable mention: Geraldo Rivera, Lizzie Grubman, Anna Nicole Smith, Terrell Owens, Phil Hellmuth, Christo, Britney Spears

Making the list on a better note is former Eagle great and now Eagle hater, Chuck Bednarik:

ALL-TIME ALL-IN NFL PLAYERS
(1)
Conrad Dobler
(2) Lawrence Taylor
(3) Chuck Bednarik

Also making the list was Pete Rose, and my personal favorite: the #1 All-In ad slogan, "I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!"

I’ve got pocket Cowboys, what do you got?