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Bad Santa

Feb 18, 2005, 8:33 PM EDT

Bird_sid_sweaterBird: It’s not real.

Sid:  Well, it was real. I got sick and all the hair fell out.

Bird: How did you get sick?

Sid:  I loved a woman that wasn’t clean.

Bird:  Mrs Santa?

Sid:  No, it was her sister

The award for Best Worst Christmas Sweater went to Bird for his 1982 Calvin Klein Noel Knit series.

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