Somebody at The Onion has a crush on the Phillies. My favorite sentence in quite some time:
PHILADELPHIA -- After Monday night's game against the Florida Marlins, several of Chase
Utley's Phillies teammates told reporters that the All-Star second
baseman might be growing "obsessed" with stretching properly and
singing in key during the seventh-inning stretch. Continue Reading at The Onion>>
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