Deadspin tipped us off to Page2's "interview" with former St. Joe's University stud Delonte West. He talks about his ideal date.
So, I pick her up in my white convertible. From there, I'd have the
music pumping on the radio. The Jim Jones pumping, you know, 'Summer in
Miami' song pumping. Got to keep a little gangsta, you can't be too
soft. You can't be in there playing some guy that's crying, talking
about don't leave me and love me baby, wah wah and all that. So Jim
Jones pumping and then from there, wind blowing through the hair, boom,
we get straight to the point -- we eat afterwards because I don't want
to kiss no onions. I don't want to kiss you tasting like onions and
steak and mushrooms and everything."
God bless you Delonte. You do really have to read the whole thing to get the full effect. Philadelphia's finest spreadin' the love in Boston. Maybe he really belongs in Japan.
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