I'm not even sure what Donovan McNabb's wife looks like, but it's safe to say that number five has infinitely superior taste in women over Tony Romo.
It's being reported by Ryan Seacrest that Tony Romo received a lap dance from none other than Britney Spears on his recent trip to L.A. during his bye week. As fun as this story sounds, Tony no-hands isn't having any of it. While he admits they were at the same place, he says they were definitely not together, "She was at the same place. I wasn't partying with her, that's
for sure."
Bummer. And for the record, I can't say I know too many human beings with a penis who would say no to a lap dance from Miss I'm-a-slave-for-you despite what level of trailer trash she has spiraled into.
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