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I Always Knew Boston Fans Were Stupid

Dec 20, 2004, 1:51 PM EDT

So you are a Celtics fan and going to jail for thirty years.  Why not just go to jail for 33 years and then the number of years you are in jail will be the same number that is on the jersey of a basketball player who used to play in the NBA.  Brilliant!

SI: Man requests longer prison term to honor Larry Bird:

"He said if he was going to go down, he was going to go down in Larry Bird’s jersey," Oklahoma County District Judge Ray Elliott said Wednesday. "We accommodated his request and he was just as happy as he could be.

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