If Only Ilya Bryzgalov Was Scared of Naked Models, Dreams Jaromir Jagr

While apparently bored shortly before the playoffs, Jaromir Jagr made the decision to start tweeting at @68Jagr.
And it hasn't taken him long at all to endear himself to the Twittersphere, wondering what it would be like if Ilya Bryzgalov was to admit to some news fears and if the fans in Pittsburgh would continue to play along:
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@68Jagr
Jaromir Jagr Bryz is scared of bears. There were like 70 bears at the game! I wonder what would happen if he said he is scared of beautiful naked girls?!
Apr 12 via web Favorite Retweet Reply

While some of the joy of listening Jagr's comments is his fantastic accent and frequently upbeat demeanor, we have a feeling we'll be able to get on board with his virtual thoughts if he continues pumping out material on par with his Bryz-bear-naked-chicks musings.
Any Pittsburgh readers know any diehard Pens fans willing to help a good cause?