Not that there's anything wrong with that. The article is one of those, you have to read it all to get the full effect. But in the first couple lines alone, Johnny Weir, gold medal hopeful in figure skating, calls Vai, former Philadelphia Eagle, "honey" and refers to himself as a "princess."
He showed up a half hour late and when he did, I wasn't quite sure it was him. I didn't realize how tiny he is. He might be the only guy I'd describe as "petite." ...
I don't mean the fashion. I mean the sizes. Most women would kill to have his body. Five-nine and I'd guess 125 pounds. That would make him the same size as my wife.
Dude's from Amish country, Quarryville, PA to be exact. I'm sorry, I don't really know why I posted this, perhaps my sister will find it interesting. More on Johnny Weir:
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-All sorts of videos.
-Video of Weir talking about how he used to skate on frozen cornfields in Pennsylvania.
-Vai and Weir go shopping [NBC10]
-Johnny Weir Has Had It Up To Here with Your Rules [Deadspin]
-Why Johnny Weir Rocks [OutSports]