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J-Roll’s hair cut going to his brain

May 13, 2005, 1:30 PM EDT

Patience is a virtue, and it’d be nice to
see patience from a Philly fan.  But that’s not what
they’re known for. And you’d better believe, they like the reputation. -Jimmy Rollins 5/12/05


Jimmy Rollins cut his hair, or now lack of, and is spewing nonsense.  Now, Philly fans are many things, but to say they aren’t patient is ridiculous.  The Phillies have won ONE Championship in well over a century of playing the game of baseball.

I was born roughly 227 hours and 17 minutes after the Phillies won their only World Championship.  I have never witnessed this town win anything.  Sure, I may have been alive for the Sixers championship in ’83, but I’m not going to lie.. I don’t remember much besides Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch.

So I’ve been a Philadelphia Sports fan for as long as I can remember and have never seen my team win a championship.  If I weren’t patient, I wouldn’t be a fan anymore, Mr. Rollins.  So take your patience and shove it.  I still love Jimmy Rollins, but Jimmy.. don’t be so ignorant.