Add Charlie Sheen -- star of such masterpieces asHot Shots! Part Deux and Two and a Half Men -- to the list of wacky people who think former Phillie Lenny Dykstra is a genius. Okay, so maybe only Mad Money's Jim Cramer ever thought Lenny was a financial genius, but Charlie Sheen is a big fan of Nails. Sheen took time out of his busy schedule living the American Dream to (for some reason we're not quite sure of) appear on the Dan Patrick show yesterday on which he talked about his friendship with the former Phillie. [video below]
Sheen mentions that Lenny was recently hanging out at his crib (perhaps he's crashing on the couch?), to which Dan Patrick responds, "he makes you look boring."
"Exactly! He's a pure genius. He's a pure genius," Charlie responded.
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All logical signs point otherwise.
Sheen and Dykstra seem like an odd duo. Perhaps they share a common penchant for escorts. Maybe the Dude is mooching to help finally pay for his.
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listen for the Dykstra segment at about the 4:45 mark of the below video or check out the entire half hour audio here