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Paul Hagen Attempts to Make a Funny

Dec 8, 2006, 1:56 PM EDT

It didn’t go real well.

The Daily News has obtained a copy of Pat Gillick’s offseason To Do list. Here’s an exclusive peek at what it says.

1. Improve the pitching.
2. Improve the pitching.
3. Improve the pitching.
4. Improve the pitching.
5. Improve the pitching.
6. See about upgrading third base.

That’s the kind of stuff we expect from crappy — ie 98% of — sports blogs.