According to senior Pentagon officials, Philadelphia sports fans have
begun enriching uranium in hopes of getting it to bomb-quality levels
and may be just 3-5 years away building a usable nuclear weapon.
"It could happen even quicker if any of them were sober,"
said Lieutenant General Ronald Burgess, director of the Defense
Intelligence Agency.
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