Possible Jessica Simpson Replacements from an Opportunistic Blogger's Perspective

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It's a sad day for Eagles fans. The leader... nay, quarterback ("That's my quarterback." /tear) of the Dallas Cowboys is now single. US Magazine is reporting that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson have gone their separate ways — he's headed back to late season futility on the gridiron, and she's heading back to Western Sizzlin.

Which leads us to rampant speculation of who Romo could look to for companionship during life after Jessica. Our picks for the most bloggable pairings after the jump. Who do you think could make Tony Romo happy?

  • Joanna Krupa: she hates Terrell Owens just as much as Tony does! Also easy on the eyes.

  • Lindsay Lohan: This is the natural next step in the progression (regression?). Lohan's star has also fallen considerably, making Internet headlines more often for lack of attire when disembarking a vehicle than, say, acting in a movie.
  • Sarah Palin: she loves running the point, hunting, and not finishing the job (just like Tony!) plus she has plenty of free time these days. Only problem is she may be married.

  • Britney Spears: the only person on the Internet whose breasts may have been Googled more than Jessica's. Plus, Tony loves kids.
  • Lady GaGa: Tony got bored of Jessica's faux-country sound, needs a little edge, leather.
  • Perez Hilton: He can help Tony diagram some plays, Madden-style.

Who you got?

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