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Put Your All-You-Can-Eat Flyers Tickets On Layaway

Feb 23, 2009, 3:42 PM EDT

Ed Snider: Well why don't you give me your f*#king sixteen cents you got on you
and we'll put your tickets on layaway. There you go, keep it right up
here for you, We'll put you on a program. Everyday you bring your six
cents and at the end of the week you'll get your tickets.

Fan: Why do you have to be such an asshole?

Ed Snider: What am I, f*ckin' tickets welfare? I think you should establish a
good line of credit. Like how you bought your couch, payment plans.
Remember how your mother brought in $10 everyday for a year and she
finally got her couch Rent-A-Center Style?

Fan: I have my food now please?

Ed Snider: [throws the burger at you] Here's your f*#king double burger!

>>Flyers, 76ers holding line on ticket prices, touting 'fan relief' plan [Biz Journal]