Per usual, Simmons sums up Vegas quite nicely. My All Star weekend partner in crime will most certainly agree that Red Bull and vodka get a thumbs down:
To the Red Bull and vodka drink, which needs to be outlawed for
everyone's safety. If you drink more than four of them, smoke a couple
of butts and stay out too late, there's a 100 percent chance you'll
sleep for about three-and-a-half hours and wake up terrified because
your heart is tap-dancing like one of the Hines brothers in your chest,
complete with the requisite, "Good God, I think I'm going into cardiac
arrest, this is what happened to Len Bias!" moment. Bad times. I'm
predicting the first-ever celebrity heart attack from an overdose of
Red Bull and vodka and cigarettes within the next two years.
Also, I saw the scene of the shooting outside of Caesar's on Friday night and also saw the dead body that was hit by a car on the strip outside the Monte Carlo. Scary stuff.
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