Forbes says Philadelphia is a miserable place.
"How miserable is Philly?" the report asks. "The residents of the City
of Brotherly Love once booed Santa Claus and pelted him with snowballs
at an Eagles game."
No way?! For real? When did that happen??? You want to know why Philly is so miserable? Because stupid fucking hacks like you keep bringing up Santa Claus. That is what makes me miserable.
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