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  1. ‘Ridiculously Premature’ or Carlos Zambrano vs. Umpire vs. Gatorade Machine

    May 15, 2013, 12:45 PM EDT

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    General manager Ruben Amaro on Saturday night denied a report that the Phillies had signed Carlos Zambrano, calling it “ridiculously premature.” It was premature, but ridiculously now governs a time span of about four days. The Phils signed Zambrano on Wednesday to a minor-league deal. Per Corey Seidman: Zambrano was 7-10 with a 4.49 ERA…