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  1. The Phillies Are Bad At Baseball So You Should Probably Read a Blog Written By a Chase Utley Plush Toy

    Aug 15, 2013, 11:40 AM EDT

    Little Chase as a pirate for Halloween

    Hi everybody. It’s the year 2013. It’s the month of August. The Phillies are not a good baseball team and nobody wants to read stupid blogs about them. Losing hurts. Losing is not enjoyable. But be thankful that you’re alive in the year 2013 for you can read a blog about the Phillies written by…

  2. LEGO-like Phillies Toys Exist and They’re Both Awful and Amazing

    Jun 12, 2013, 10:39 AM EDT

    Chase.Utley

    I don’t know about you, but I loved Legos as a kid. I had the castle, I had the pirate ship, I even had a little ice cream truck so the knights & pirates could stop by for creamy treats on the way to more swashbuckling adventures.  Sadly, my love for baseball never had a…