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Exclusive: The Phillie Phanatic writes a guest column for the Daily News

Sep 23, 2013, 12:59 PM EDT

The above photo was taken by Phillies beat writer for the Philadelphia Daily News, Ryan Lawrence, at yesterday’s game — the final at Citizens Bank Park of the 2013 season. Through our sources we obtained a copy of the Phanatic’s column before it has been published elsewhere. You can read it below.

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  1. Phils - Sep 23, 2013 at 1:07 PM

    still better than anything Marcus Hayes has ever done

    Reply
  2. tofoomeister - Sep 23, 2013 at 1:14 PM

    WUSHUFIZI DRIVEMETOFIRENZI

    I guess it makes sense that the Phanatic enjoys Phish

    Reply
  3. nick - Sep 23, 2013 at 1:32 PM

    “THEMETSUCKS”

    A+ article

    Reply
  4. Waldo - Sep 23, 2013 at 4:10 PM

    I need a full translation, does anyone speak Galápagosese?

    Reply
  5. gerg - Sep 23, 2013 at 5:43 PM

    the phanatic can’t type for shit

    Reply
  6. Hiccup - Sep 23, 2013 at 6:19 PM

    For someone who never speaks he sure types loud.

    Reply
  7. Mike - Sep 23, 2013 at 8:34 PM

    Just as fresh as a Ray Steven’s song.

    Reply

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