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Sixers Release Schedule: A Look at the Fun Times Ahead

Aug 6, 2013, 6:53 PM EDT

NBA: Philadelphia 76ers at Miami Heat

The schedules for all 30 NBA teams were released today, with the release of the news packing its usual “oh yeah, I guess there’s really nothing that exciting to be learned here” punch. I haven’t counted to make sure, but it seems like the Sixers will indeed play 82 games this season–41 home, 41 away, most likely–and before you ask, no, none of them appear to be against the Miami Marlins. In fact, most of them appear to be against teams that are better than the Sixers, because as we all know, all teams are going to be better than the Sixers next season.

Anyway, some of the games are going to be a little more interesting than others, maybe. Here are the few worth-knowing things to glean from the sched:

1. For the second time in the LeBron era, the Sixers will begin their season at home against the Miami Heat. This sucks, of course, but at least Sixers fans won’t care so much about the inevitable loss this time around, as it will merely be Step One in Sam Hinkie’s 82-step tanking program.

2. The Sixers play seven of their first nine games at home this year. From looking at the list of opponents, it’s my guess that they’ll lose every one of them, and probably the two on the road as well, as well as the two on the road to follow. By my estimation, their first legitimately winnable games come in games #12 and #13, when they face off against the Raptors and Bucks on November 20th and 22nd. Long as you get one W by Thanksgiving, right?

3. Couple old faces return to Philly early this year, as Andrew Bynum’s Cavaliers visit first on November 8th, and Jrue Holiday’s Pelicans swing by on the 29th, about two weeks after we visit Jrue’s new stomping grounds in Nawlins. Bynum’s return visit, especially if it actually ends up in him playing on the Wells Fargo Center court for literally the first time since we traded for him last summer, might inspire the most (only?) passionate fan turnout and response of the season.

4. The Sixers will have exactly one nationally televised game, which will come November 2nd against Chicago, in Derrick Rose’s revenge game against the team he tore his ACL playing two post-seasons ago. Experts agree we were lucky to get the one.

5. Philly also finishes the season against the Heat–this time in Miami–because clearly we will not have suffered enough indignities as a team or fanbase by that point.

The 2013-14 Philadelphia 76ers: Get your tickets now! First 99 purchasers entered into a rally to win the chance to coach the team opening night!

  1. Matt S. - Aug 6, 2013 at 7:25 PM

    Looking at that schedule I’m calling the first win December 3rd.

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  2. Mostel - Aug 7, 2013 at 7:53 AM

    So we’re all duty bound to make Bynum’s first game here one of the all-time bad Philly fan moments, right? I expect mean-spirited signs, a-hole chants, constant heckling, and possibly a crowd pleasing flagrant foul on Bynum by somebody on our roster.

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    • Lol - Aug 7, 2013 at 8:47 AM

      I can’t tell whether it would be more appropriate for Cleveland’s legendary misery if Bynum doesn’t play at all, or if he plays amazing, gets signed to a big contract and then sucks and/or is plagued by injury.

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  3. galasso2586 - Aug 7, 2013 at 9:18 AM

    Serious question, Do they lose more than 65 games this year?

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    • Craig - Aug 7, 2013 at 9:38 AM

      Hell yes.

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