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Barry Bonds Took Steroids

Mar 14, 2006, 12:04 AM EDT

Barry_bonds_lottaforeheadThe Onion has a very reliable piece titled "Barry Bonds Took Steroids, Reports Everyone Who Has Ever Watched Baseball."

SAN FRANCISCO—With the publication of a book detailing
steroid use by San Francisco Giants superstar Barry Bonds, two San Francisco
Chronicle
reporters
have corroborated the
claims of Bonds’ steroid abuse made by every single person who has
watched or even loosely followed the game of baseball over the past
five years.

Shocking stuff going on in the world of baseball.   They are also reporting that the World Baseball Classic is turning fans around globe on to basketball.