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Happening Elsewhere: 1-2-3, Spit

Jan 8, 2010, 10:00 AM EDT

I don't get the big deal with this one so much. Is spitting really the final frontier of football-scrum etiquette? That seems a lot less objectionable to me than all the eye-gouging and crotch-targeting that supposedly goes on away from prying eyes during every football game.

You're not going to get too many locker-room quotes better than "Who was that? Is that the blind girl? Helen Keller … I don't know who the f— Anne Frank is. I'm mad right now. F— it. I'm not as swift as I usually am," though. Thanks for that one, Channing. [video below]