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Live Blogging the Oscars or whatever else is on TV tonight

Feb 28, 2005, 12:02 AM EDT

6:31 – Beyonce was just on the Style Channel walking down the red carpet.  She is hot.  Yeah, I had the Style Channel on.
6:40 – It is "ESPN: The Weekend" on ESPN, doing all their shows from Disney world. I don’t get it really. I guess Disney is hurting for reasons for people to visit. Roger Clemmons just played Tracy McGrady in P.I.G. which wasn’t very entertaining. 
6:58 – Great N.Y. strip steak with asparagus and baked potato for dinner.
7:01 – Natalie Portman wears her costume from Star Wars to the Oscars.
7:07 – E! has Star Jones running the red carpet.  I don’t know who is worse, her or Queen Latifah.
7:13 – Hillary Swank is actually a woman!
7:26 – Random notables: Leo has a hot girlfriend, the girl from Maria Full of Grace looks greatKate Blanchett looks Hollywood.
7:28 – Maryland cuts UNC’s lead to 2 with two minutes left with a huge 3.
7:29 – Wow! Maryland takes the lead with another huge 3. 1:25 left.
7:32 – Is Caner-Medley the most annoying name to hear over and over?  Tie game with 41 secs left.
7:37 – Maryland had a shot to win it at the buzzer, but UNC comes up with the win.
7:48 – Not much sports options tonight, Heat/Magic on ESPN, Jameer Nelson hit like 3 shots in a row.
7:59 – On my flight back from London I watched the movie Sideways, one of the two movies I actually saw (The Aviator) which is up for best picture.  Real funny movie, starring Virginia Madsen who is up for supporting actress.  She could use the support.
8:11 – Jamie Foxx wins the Oscar for Best Actor.  No, that doesn’t happen until later.  If you wanted to bet on him to win the Oscar, sportsbook.com had him at 1-18.  Nuts.  Thats bet 18 dollars to win 1.
8:15 – Good looking women: Halle, Gwyneth twice, Scarlett, and Salma who is the hottest.
8:33 – 2 minutes and 54 seconds is the perfct time for a bag of popcorn in my microwave.
8:36 – Chris Rock is the man.  Standing Ovation?  Interesting.  "Rocky 5 Sucks!"  I thought the line about Bush working at the Gap and going to war with Banana Republic was pretty damn funny.
8:50 – Morgan Freeman wins for supporting actor, didn’t see it.  I like Morgan, good work.  Renee Zellweger needs to eat, man.
8:55 – Robin Williams is the man.  The Incredibles wins for best animated film.
9:05 – Beyonce got changed, but still looks hot.  No idea what she is singing about though, sounds good though.
9:12 – Chris Rock is all about black jokes.  They were average funny, not great.
9:22 – Cate Blanchett wins for best supporting actress for The Aviator.  Chris Rock cracked on Tim Robbins for his politics, its about time someone ripped on him.
9:37 – I still hate the Counting Crows.  They are the worst.  Nice hair.
9:50 – Al Pacino is giving out some award, this show is kind of boring to tell you the truth.. and there isn’t much else on.
9:58 – enrico (9:57:47 PM): they (Oscars) are kinda lame Supafly78 (9:58:00 PM): They blow, I am craving a beer
10:04 – The lady from Phantom of the Opera is very nice.  Beyonce got changed, again?  She can sure sing.
10:09 – Dwayne Wade is absolutely nasty.
10:25 – Salma Hayek is phenomenal.  Chris Rock had a pretty good joke saying "you won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presentors" talking about Salma and Penelope Cruz.  Santana and Antonio Banderas were pretty awful.
10:39 – Good Oprah joke by CRock: Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her about an hour ago.
10:56 – Jesus Beyonce!  She is back again!  In another dress, still looking hot.  She is the big winner at the Oscars.
11: 04 – Supafly78 (11:04:08 PM): Watching the oscars is like watching a train wreck  enrico (11:04:18 PM): i suppose   Supafly78 (11:04:20 PM): you know its gonna be bad but you watch anyway
11:05 – Spicoli gives the award for Best Actress to Hillary Swank for Million Dollar Baby.  Apparently she lived in a trailer park?
11:13 – CRock joke: Please welcome the first woman to brea
st feed an Apple, Gwyneth Paltrow. 
11:18 – Charlie Kaufman wins for Writing Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.  Phenomenal movie.
11:25 – Charlize Theron gives the Best Actor award to.. Surprise Surprise.. Jamie Foxx for Ray. You have to love a man who wears a purple suit to the Oscars.  Great speach by Mr. Foxx, I’m glad he won.
11:33 – Hello Julia Roberts.  Clint Eastwood won something.
11:37 – Million Dollar Baby takes home the big one for Best Picture.  I thought The Aviator was suposed to win this one?  Marty can’t be pleased with this outcome.
11:40 – And its over, you have to love Chris Rock giving big ups to Brooklyn.  You can see the list of winners here.