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Sean Avery May Not Be High Class, But His Hookers Are

Mar 29, 2008, 1:53 PM EDT

Rangers antagonist Sean Avery has been named as a paying client of Kristin Davis, New York’s other famous hooker. Avery, who’s bedded such belles as Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter, denies that he’s visited Davis or any other prostitute, but when the New York Daily News called the number listed next to his name on Davis’s client sheet, he answered.

Avery, who will be a free agent in the off-season, isn’t known as a great scorer, but the Rangers are a far better team with him in the lineup than without. He’s the kind of player many Flyers fans liken Steve Downie to, as both like to mix it up and get under the opposing team’s skin, but can also light the lamp. There’s a lesson in all of this, Steve… Don’t use your real name.

Rangerland reacts accordingly.