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Terrell Owens For Dirty Socks

Jan 12, 2006, 1:01 AM EDT

It was reported yesterday that the Eagles are allowing Drew Rosenhaus to seek a trade for Terrell Owens from the Eagles.  Ray Ratto got this one perfectly right, note the headline:

      "The Philadelphia Eagles
      have given agent Drew Rosenhaus permission to seek a trade for Terrell
      Owens
, though it’s unlikely a team would give up players or
      draft picks for the receiver." 
And your question, naturally, is this: What else is there? Secretarial
      help? A hyperbaric chamber to be named later? A truckload of tinned meat?