Happy Black Friday: Evan Turner will pay you $500 for a $229 TV

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When you're averaging a career-high 21.4 points per game and have an $8.7 million qualifying offer potentially coming your way, you can overpay total strangers to do your Black Friday shopping for you.

Enter Evan Turner, who would really like you -- as long as you're out -- to pick him up an XBOX One and "two games."

There's also a 50-inch TV he's been eyeing up that "they" sell for $229. He'll pay you more than double. Bear in mind, he does not specify who "they" are.

It's a treasure hunt. An Evan Turner treasure hunt. I like to imagine he wears this hat when he plays XBOX.

Alright, everybody go back to being hungover. If you've got leftovers, send em to Evan's house. He'll pay you $74 for a turkey sandwich right now.

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